Is that a legitimate short conspiracy or a joke? It's really difficult to tell the difference. Do they not read their theories back to themselves and realise how utterly absurd they sound? Maybe they simply lack that level of analytical intelligence or logic.
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Is that a legitimate short conspiracy or a joke? It's really difficult to tell the difference. Do they not read their theories back to themselves and realise how utterly absurd they sound? Maybe they simply lack that level of analytical intelligence or logic.
Pezpunk
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every single quarter, the closer we get to the end, the higher expectations creep on here -- almost always to unrealistic levels, guaranteeing disappointment and pain. the best bet, as it has been EVERY TIME SO FAR, is to take Elon's leaked email at face value. with a huge push, and barring any big hiccups, they could top 100k.
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Andy O
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Regarding that "latest short conspiracy" Is there such a thing as an Austro-Hungarian DMV? I thought the Austro-Hungarian empire ended in 1918.
Mad@gascar
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It's clearly a joke/trolling. There is no such thing as an Austro-Hungarian DMV, as the Austro-Hungarian empire has been dead for over 100 years (was dissolved in 1918).
Edit: Andy O beat me to it. (But if he hadn't, I wouldn't have gotten post #88000...)
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StealthP3D
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I agree. But don't they all fall into that category?
Pezpunk
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read that account's other tweets, it's parody:
"$TSLA is clearly manipulating its SP by claiming it is now updating all its cars to V10. According to the automotive specialist @WallStCynic, Tesla has so far not managed to produce a single car with even a V8."
"Breaking: Sources close to the matter are confirming that $TSLA is regularly dumping cars overboard from roro ships to hide the catastrophic demand collapse in Europe. This photo was taken from a Russian missile sub following the Glovis Linette north of the Azores." [black and white photo of 1930s era cars being shoved off an old barge]
JusRelax
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Based on previous posts.. I think it's actually a bull that just likes to make fun of the shorts. He retweeted a tweet from Steve Jobs' Ghost.
What is this, a communist country? You can keep your money here but you can't take it out of the country?
Poe's law in full effect with the shorts.
RobStark
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Everyone can see it is not a Model 3.
It's brickiness significantly increases its coolness.
They are aiming to make 1000 the first year and remain in the ultra premium class.
They are not aiming to replace mainstream crossovers.
They will replace Range Rovers, G Wagons, Hummers etc. At most 10k units per year. Currently, Ferrari makes 7500 units per year and is looking to increase that to 10k units per year.
Throw an extra solar panel or two on top of your house and it is a zero emission vehicle.
It can and will eventually be a net zero emission vehicle even without solar panels on an owner's house when the grid is/becomes zero emissions.
RobStark
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Same thing that happened at Tesla with due diligence at Falcon Wing Door supplier and Model 3 production line supplier.
EVNow
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RobStark
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Porsche is advertising 270 kW charging.
Did Tesla Model 3 charge at 250 kW the first day?
Did S/X Raven charge at 200 kW the first day?
I agree, I'm fully aware that is a dream.
But after last mail, I'd be personally disappointed if we are below 100k.
Very disappointed if we are <95k.
Tesla didn’t advertise or even acknowledge 250kW charging on the 3 until the Supercharger v3 unveiling. The S/X Raven did, indeed, charge at 200kW on the first day.
Here’s another Advanced Summon video.
“Walk up to someone in a parking lot in a fake panic claiming that a car is following you with no driver like the Stephen King horror novel Christine, and keep going”.
Note: May require a friend operating your phone for max effectiveness .
⛴ Morten Grove on Twitter
3000 deliveries of Teslas especially #Model3 in Amsterdam from Thursday until 23:59 Monday - Dutch sources tell me! All hands are on deck
3000 deliveries of Teslas especially #Model3 in Amsterdam from Thursday until 23:59 Monday - Dutch sources tell me! All hands are on deck
Seriously lol. That's a ignore worthy post right there.
Joe F
Disruption is hard.
The end of quarter push seems less frantic this time no? That suggests that either they don't care all that much to squeeze every drop, or they are comfortable with the numbers.
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