Standing in line at the grocery store this morning, I hear one bag guy at the next checkout line talk to the cashier and bag guy in my checkout line:
BAG1: Hey dude did you hear Tesla finally came out with its pickup truck
BAG2: Oh really? No hadn't heard that
BAG1: Yeah dude. Not much to look at.
When it was finally my turn to pay the cashier, I got to talking to BAG1 and BAG2 and CASHIER.
Me: Hey did I hear you talking about the Tesla truck?
BAG1: Yeah that was me dude
Me: I just ordered one
[every single person, including little old ladies, stops to hear this conversation, everybody smiling]
BAG1: No way dude
Me: Way.
BAG1: But they're so ugly
Me: But the specs are awesome
BAG1: I will grant you that dude but whoa
Me: 2.9 seconds zero to sixty
BAG1: That's insane dude.
I'm gonna stick to my diesels.
[little old lady grinning like "Imma gonna get one too"]
Cybertruck. Don't leave home without it.®
EDIT: Forgot the thing he said about his diesels! Added that in bold above. It was like an opening volley where the only response was for me to say "Fine, you go destroy the planet for all these fine people" as I wave my hand around the store while everyone is watching this conversaion. But, I didn't take the bait and just rolled my cart out of the store, and loaded my Model S outside with all my groceries