Unveiling on Oct 17th

[Roger_wilco]

V8.1 for SpaceX, with 'summon'.

Possibly may need a few more days of refinement.

 

[T3slaTulips]

Tesla Bio-Weapon Defense Mode / CO2 Scrubber for Home HVAC.

 

[mhan00]

I think I'm going with a new Tesla insurance/financial product. Just doesn't make sense to me for Tesla to be referring to AP2.0 as a product since I very much doubt they'll be willing to retrofit it given the service delays they're already having in their biggest markets. Can't wait until Friday (The Musk definition of Wednesday) to find out for sure!

 

[aesculus]

Tesla Bio-Weapon Defense Mode / CO2 Scrubber for Home HVAC.

And when it turns on in full mode it blows all the windows in your house out.

 

[VIKING26]

Can't wait until Friday (The Musk definition of Wednesday) to find out for sure!

No doubt. EM tweeted 10/9 and seven days later had to delay two days? At this rate I'll get a Model 3 sometime in 2019.

 

[andrewket]

AP2, and it was the messaging that needed to change. My guess is autopilot is getting a new name.

 

[Mark Z]

I'd like to see an extended warranty for Model X.

(The customers are going to need it.)

 

[Duke-U]

Co-pilot 2.0...

 

[787steve]

I think it will be a new smart phone app. One that will be highly appreciated by Tesla owners, and yet is not expected. It will be an app that looks at every tweet someone makes, then makes adjustments to the time. It will take the date on the tweet and change it to a more historically correct value. For instance, it might change "on the 17th", to "by the 27th". This would help people avoid the embarrassment of having to send out date adjusting tweets. I'm not thinking of anyone in particular. But I'm sure we all can think of at least one person who could use this.

 

[brkaus]

AP2, and it was the messaging that needed to change. My guess is autopilot is getting a new name.

Maybe your on to something. The new product is the same old product wearing a funny hat (or, in this case, a new name).

 

[ModelNforNerd]

I think I'm going with a new Tesla insurance/financial product. Just doesn't make sense to me for Tesla to be referring to AP2.0 as a product since I very much doubt they'll be willing to retrofit it given the service delays they're already having in their biggest markets. Can't wait until Friday (The Musk definition of Wednesday) to find out for sure!

but something like that has a lot of legal mumbo-jumbo.....so much so that 2 days isn't a lot of time for "refinement".

 

[Tachyon]

My guesses:

1. Model X 60 replacement
2. Model Y
3. Model 3 final design reveal
4. New Tesla apparel lineup

Tesla Bike

 

[electracity]

How about an Uber-like service using the model X?

 

[S4WRXTTCS]

The Elon Twitter bot so every company can have an Elon.

 

[FlatSix911]

Pretty bike. While the price might seem extreme to some, it's a heck of a lot cheaper than I would have thought.
Although it is as much as a Zero EV MC. Surprised they didn't sell out already.

Audi Sport e-tron MTB, black/red, 45 3161600020 > Audi collection - Vorsprung durch Technik

That was the concept. The actual retail bike was different:
Audi Sport e-tron MTB, black/red, 45 3161600020 > Audi collection - Vorsprung durch Technik

EDIT - DOH!!! An Audi Scam. It's just a rebadged Haibike XDURO model:

Haibike XDURO FullSeven Carbon Pro - Wheel World Bike Shops - Road Bikes, Mountain Bikes, Bicycle Parts and Accessories. Parts & Bike Closeouts! Then they mark it up 50% for the Audi logo.

The Google version:

Brilliant ... AP 1.0 for the bike!

 

[aesculus]

I think it will be a new smart phone app

Actually what if you are on to something here instead of your joke post?

What if the product is a more advanced Tesla Car app that you have to pay a few dollars for but offers much more functionality?

 

[Kay Kay]

I think on Wednesday he is going to postpone to Friday and then again Monday, and so on.

 

[ggnykk]

How about Elon Musk 100 dollars bill as new product? The back of the bill say "In Musk We Trust" ;-)

 

[Ulmo]

I continued to let my mind wander in this guessing game, and came up with something rather odd: ability to designate solar power as your power source; your charging for your car would only happen when the sun is being converted into electrons for you, or being released by batteries that stored it from the sun for you; this could be tracked. It would be a way to pay for solar power without having to get the solar panels. Tesla (after Solar City merger) could administer it, putting your money to good use.

 

[JoeCoolMan24]

I have an inside source. It's Tesla's version of a bike.