Gotta disagree here.
"Want to return new Tesla" is a statement of a person's desire.
Without details, it may be boring, uninsightful, annoying, anti-climactic, frustrating, or lame. But other than not meeting the reader's desires, how is it misleading or "content whose main purpose is to attract attention and encourage visitors to click on a link to a particular web page." Dictionary.com "something (such as a headline) designed to make readers want to
click on a hyperlink especially when the link leads to content of dubious value or interest " Merriam Webster.com?
OP wants to return Tesla, makes a post that says "Want to return Tesla". In the post says, I want to return Tesla, how can I do that? Seems consistent to me.
People want to be helpful and fix the issues that the OP has with the car, and that is nice of them, but that was not OP's request or desire. A few have said the only known route is Lemon Law, which does address the OP's question.
Ok, I'll get off my soap box, but I've potentially been in a similar position to the OP on a different topic, so I can relate to where they may be coming from (or I'm over-identifying).