Please elaborate.
:grabs popcorn:
Now first of all, let me say that I love my kids, and I'm very happy to have them.
That said, a long trip with them sometimes goes like this:
Scene 1:
Kid 1: When are we going to get there?
Kid 2: *whimper, whine, grunt*
Kid 1: Why does [Kid 2] get the green seat. I wanted it.
Kid 2: *grunt, whimper, fuss*
Adult: What is the matter [Kid 2] ? I can't help you unless I know what is wrong.
Kid 2: *fuss, whimper, whine*
Kid 1: I have to go to the bathroom.
Adult: Why didn't you go before we left?
Kid 1: I didn't have to go then.
Adult: It was 5 minutes ago!
Kid 2: *cry, yell, throws toy*
Adult: [Kid 2]! Don't throw your toys. Tell me what is wrong!
Kid 2: *cry, whimper, fuss*
Kid 1: *starts squirming*
Adult: Oh, is it because the sun is in your eyes? *gives kid 2 sunglasses*
Kid 2: *calms down*
Kid 2: [Kid 1] has my toy.
Kid 1: No I don't.
Kid 2: Yes you do! I want it!
Kid 1: It's not yours, it's mine.
Kid 2: No it's not.
Kid 1: Yes it is.
Kid 2: NO IT'S NOT.
Kid 1: YES IT IS.
Kid 2: NO IT'S NOT.
Kid 1: YES IT IS.
Kid 2: *hits [Kid 1]*
Adult: Both of you stop it right now!
Kid 1: *starts crying*
Kid 2: I really need to go to the bathroom.
Adult: We are headed to the gas station right now so you can go to the bathroom.
Kid 2: *squirms* I really need to go!
Adult: We are headed there now. I can't get there any faster.
Kid 1: Where are we going?
Adult: To the gas station to use the bathroom.
Kid 1: Why?
Adult: Because [Kid 2] needs to go potty.
Kid 1: Why?
Kid 2: *starts whimpering and dancing in the seat*
Stop Signal: Turns red.
Kid 1: I tooted.
Kid 2: Why are we just sitting here!?
Adult: The light is red. We have to wait for it to turn green.
Kid 2: It's not fair. The lights are always red.
Adult: No they are not. We are almost there. Try to hold it.
Kid 1: Why?
Kid 2: [Kid 1] you are not even making sense!
Kid 1: Why?
Adult: Okay, we are here. Come on, lets go to the bathroom.
*Everyone goes pee in the bathroom*
Adult: Okay, everyone back in the car. Lets go!
Kid 1: I have to go to the bathroom.
Adult: We just went?
Kid 1: Now I have to go poo.
Tune in next week for Scene 2 of this 20 Scene series.