Bingo Card for 23Q3 Conference Call

[Cosmacelf]

I'm accepting short pithy entries for next week's 3Q conference call bingo card. I'll gather the best suggestions posted here along with my own to make 24 entries and next week I'll post a link to the online bingo card generator.

Example entries:

S Curve Mentioned
Any Roadster News
Elon Mentions Robotaxi
Lame Joke
Overly Long Elon Intro
Q About X
More Shanghai Praise

I'll post the link to the Bingo Card generator in this thread, so "watch" it if you don't post something (which should auto watch it if you do).

 

[KJD]

1) Two weeks away
2) It will blow your mind

 

[Mike Smith]

Elon swears
share buybacks announced

 

[SOULPEDL]

1. UAW warning
2. CT New Feature
3. Burnt Hair Cologne mentioned

 

[SOULPEDL]

Elon swears
share buybacks announced

Lol, I was going to write "Elon gets Emo".

 

[CorneliusXX]

Psyop

 

[Krugerrand]

Meow!

 

[Electroma]

Saudi Aramco
Lithium refining


… I guess these aren’t funny

 

[AZRI11]

Prototypes are easy. Production is hard.

 

[Artful Dodger]

FSD likely in 2024

 

[betstarship]

Completely useless question by Adam Jonas

 

[insaneoctane]

"End to end"
"exaflops"
"order of magnitude"
"sub X micron"

 

[Artful Dodger]

m.t. completeness:

2024 is going to be wild, folks.

 

[MC3OZ]

Prototypes are easy
Manufacturing is hard
Production Hell
Tesla will be the best at manufacturing

 

[MC3OZ]

Q about advertising, Elon's answer is vague

 

[Dikkie Dik]

‘Optimus’ hopefully in regard to ‘the Machine that builds the Machine’ aka ‘Alien Dreadnought’.

 

[Mike Smith]

Completely useless question by Adam Jonas

That can be the free square in the middle

 

[jeewee3000]

- Elon talks possible recession in the next 6-12 months;
- Elon deflects a question by stating the call is not for product announcements;
- Elon states that in the long term, XYZ will be bigger than Tesla Auto (Energy, FSD/AI, and/or Optimus)

 

[winfield100]

Neurallink human trials for computer controlled exoskeleton for paraplegics / spinal injuries (ok real specific/too specific?)

 

[Cosmacelf]

Neurallink human trials for computer controlled exoskeleton for paraplegics / spinal injuries (ok real specific/too specific?)

Not very short tho!