I don't get posts like these. I know it's a joke (and it is funny) but as they every say in every joke there's an ounce (or grain) of truth and this is the argument of many of the dissenters -- that Teslas are riddled with problems, or don't meet the hype, such as with AP2.0, or how long it took to roll out AP1.0, the problems with the X release, and the list goes on and on.
I see both sides to this argument. I've only owned mine for about 3 months and let me tell you about my experience.
I test drove the car first in March 2016 (I believe). I was sold.. by a mile. Best car I had ever driven by a long shot. Instant and shameless fanboy!!! So, I made a deal on a Model S90D and I had a disastrous trade-in experience, where I was called a "liar" at the Tesla SC. I was livid. I walked away from six figure purchase over $2,000. I was so angry, I was going to spend my six figures on a Mercedes, Audi, Jaguar, Lexus or the new Alpha Romeo (Giulia) but Tesla would NEVER see a penny of my money.
So, I drove each and every brand. (I have been a LONG time Lexus owner - so it really took a lot to get me to move - plus my wife's entire family is from Michigan so that was reason alone not to buy an "American" car - that was a joke).
In any event, after 10 months and way too many test drives, I sold my IS350 privately and sheepishly purchased my S90D. I avoided everyone that raised my ire the last time around but I came back because of the car.
In that same 10 months, I had read (sometimes on here) by some about problems after problems. I've read about AP2 and I think the people who raise concerns are right to do so. I've read complaints, some legit, some no so much. Did it sway me? Maybe a bit.
When I got my car, I had an AC issue almost immediately and an annoying squeak between the front seat and the middle console. The SC fixed the AC issue and a TMC member fixed the seat issue. At first, I was a bit worried that compared to my Lexus, this Tesla was going to be a nightmare, but I don't think that for a second and its because of the car!!!
At the end of the day, not everyone will love their Tesla and some will have legitimate reasons to hate it and maybe hate the company, but the masses are not so malleable to be convinced by a internet forum.
I am on here to share my experiences, write the odd funny line or two and find reasons not to be working. No offense to any of you, but nothing you write will dictate how I feel about my car or Tesla as a company. I respect everyone's opinion but even more so, I respect everyone's right to voice that opinion (even where I disagree with it).
So my take on Tesla is this... continue to innovate, continue to be a leader, be prepared to be called out when you screw up and as long as you keep making cars like my S90D, I will be your fanboy!
(As an aside - when I lived in NJ, I returned my first IS350 pursuant to NJ's Lemon Law which is about the best in the USA. I was a Lexus fanboy and still am to this day, but the fist IS they sold me wasn't up to snuff and 1 year after ownership, they had to give me a new one, no questions asked).