I want off the ride now, release me from this prison Tesla.
I've tried all the usual techniques including
- Getting angry
- Getting frustrated
- Getting disappointed
- Saying nice things about Mister Musk
- Praying
- Dreaming
- Cursing
- Crossing my fingers
- Adding $3,000 worth of options to my original order
- Helping old ladies cross the street
So far, all of these have only delayed my order.
I haven't tried a seance, bought an ouija board, or played Jumanji...yet.