And when will it become the self-driving, autonomous-ride-sharing, come-pick-me-up-on-the-other-side-of-the-continent system that was promised?
"Soon".
But seriously, big updates like V9, especially getting a brand new AP feature, makes me think that Tesla is at least moving in the right direction again towards eventually getting to what you describe. Certainly, this V9 news reaffirms in my mind that Tesla is now going to focus on "pre-FSD" in V9 with the goal of hopefully rolling out FSD in V10 as Musk alluded to earlier. So, I think it will happen. When? Who knows. But I think it will happen.