Before I say anything else would the parking sensors have not picked this pole? It is absurd to hit anything with this car when it has the rear ultrasonic sensors plus back up camera. Someone must have been careless and in a hurry.
How the heck did you get $8500 off a P85D that only has 1000 miles? Is it a 2014? That's the only way I can think of. If it's much newer, then Tesla is violating their own policy on how much to discount inventory cars.
I've seen inventory P85Ds with > $10K in discounts. Some of them had options I did not want to pay for such as the 21" wheels but discounts in that region are not unheard of if you are willing to wait for the right car at the right time.
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When I had four defective Dacor ovens delivered to my house by a local dealer, and after complaining to Dacor, they put one of their factory people into a pickup truck from California and delivered me a beautiful oven free of defects. It was installed by the gentleman from the factory. They also gave me $500 in accessories to make up for the inconvenience and lack of initial quality. Now THAT is customer service!
I don't think it's asking too much for Tesla to give the customer some concessions due to the inconvenience. That's how you make things right. Profits and stock value be damned, we are talking about customer service here.
I agree with you. I wonder how many of those who are saying no big deal here would feel the same way if this was their new car that they were about to take ownership for around $100K. The key thing here is how much of a repair is this? I bet this is about a $10,000 repair and that's somewhat significant and not comparable to replacing a mirror or a door handle.
I think to make it right, Tesla should offer OP about an additional $5K discount. That's not much in the grand scheme of things and i think it is only fair given that his car purchase experience was pretty much ruined by this incident. OP, would you consider an additional $5K discount to be reasonable if they also guaranteed and warranted that the repair will not show up in Car Fax?
If they don't offer an additional discount, I'd just refuse delivery. Wait until the Model X rolls out and there will be plenty of P85D vehicles to choose from with similar or even greater discounts.
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The title is likely to still give people the wrong impression ("Brand New") but only a Moderator can modify titles.
Yikes! Micro moderation with editing people's titles...

For all practical purposes I would consider a month or two old car costing over $100K with less than 1000 miles that has never been titled or owned by anyone to be a brand new car. I personally see nothing wrong with the OP's title and I hope the title is left as is.