Interesting. Any pointers to those tools?
The Valor Smartool seems to be what Tesla is based on. ATEQ list Tesla compatibility for some of theirs. The ones with OBDII support are $$$.
The 4 CAN attempts, for example, appear to simply be asking for what the car supports.
The wiring guide lists a diagnostic CAN on that connector, but I've never seen it. Also a K-line bus to the TPMS. But no ECU to respond to standard PID enquiries.
What I was suggesting was to use an OBDII dongle, and async terminal software to talk to it using ELM327 commands. Set to K-line 10.4kbaud, and "monitor all" to see what shows up.