Hilarious, this morning I was singing that song to myself and then realized why (before I read your post). I kind of wish I had left my car on my dashboard in order to see if I would have won the prize for longest "black holer" (terrible term). On the other hand I wanted to get the hell back in the queue so I have a chance of getting a car next quarter! @sandpiper, my VIN was 63011, one before yours. A couple of the earlier ones - not that the VIN numbers seem to mean much.
I'm sucking down my jealousy and rooting for you remaining guys!
If I had to rename this - it seems less like a black hole and more like some kind of wrinkle in the space time continuum. These cars seemed to take on their own timeline like slow motion independent of any normal timelines or build processes.
Besides communication, if I had to pick another area of annoyance, it would be consistency. The differences between DS personnel and regions, the differences in early cars and later cars, the difference in policy - people with time concerns that ordered early and may not get their cars in time, people who ordered late and got their cars early, Some DSs seem to be kept in the dark, others seem able to move mountains. Some DSs seemed to get information from the factory others were stuck looking at computer screens that didn't move. I feel sorry for Jerome as a VP that is handling end customer complaints but it seems to suggest a lack of empowerment with DSs and Ownership. Jerome seems to be able to get information where some of the DSs can't. I imagine (and hope) that there will be some retrospective discussions when this quarter is complete - some real improvement opportunities.