Wrong crowd dude - there is some humor simply lost on many members of this forum. In all seriousness if you want attention from ladies - a long time ago in a different life I owned a luxury and exotic car rental company. I was under 30 at the time, and had incidents occur such as a woman pull up to me at a gas station when I was refilling a Lamborghini and offer to have sex with my car. When I politely declined and laughed nervously she offered to have sex with me. When I told her I was flattered but my girlfriend wouldn't approve she tried to get my number before driving off.
My middle aged, quite unattractive delivery driver was bringing a Gallardo back to L.A. from Las Vegas one time when a car full of women in their 20's pulled alongside him on I-15. Two female passengers flashed him their bare breasts before pulling away.
I had men more than once walk out in front of the car while at drive thrus and literally bow down in front of it as some kind of gesture to how cool they thought it was.
I'm much older now and those times are just memories - but my point is this - the Tesla is absolutely the wrong car for attention from the ladies. I have never gotten a second look in a Tesla except for some 40'something white male engineer dork at a supercharger wanting to talk cars.