I want my money back! 2023 MY threatening to permanently disable autosteer? WTF? Are you kidding? I don't live in Red China last I checked. What is this "recall" that has messed my car up? I want my money back and I'll go buy a car that doesn't torture me. The autosteer is so poor anyway when there's an on ramp it yanks you to what it thinks is the middle of the road but isn't. And then it is now refusing to help me when things are controllable, but I was "bad" a few times. Are you kidding me right now?! And I WASNT bad! WTF?! Give me my money back you a$$holes. The blind spot warning does not even work EITHER! just a red car, no audible notice. You A$$holes! I want my money back! I'll NEVER BUY ANOTHER TESLA. YOU JERKS!
So, the obvious:
NHTSA says that the Autopilot/ADAS with the car isn't the kind that lets the car run without supervision. That means eyes on the road, or at least off cell phones/screens/random kids in the back seat/and very definitely not playing video games and such while driving.
In addition, Tesla's implemented a torque requirement that means, pretty much, at least one hand on the wheel. So, no GM/Ford playing patty cake while driving.
The idea: You're monitoring what the car's doing. NHTSA
requires Tesla to detect people doing idiotic things in a car that's not rated for robotaxi.
It's not like any of this is a big surprise. The "accept this" buttons that had to be pressed in order to use the ADAS tools were pretty blamed explicit about it all. Further, it's not like, "take your eyes off the road and 0.2 s later you get a strike". It's a lot more like, "Take your eyes off the road for 2+ seconds, then get blue flashes and all telling you to pay attention." A little wiggling of the steering wheel and/or looking out the blame windshield clears the issue. Immediately.
I've been driving FSD-b and EAP for
years now and have never really had a problem keeping the driver monitoring software from freaking out. Out of curiosity, what, exactly, were you doing when the strike warnings popped up?
As far as the Red China reference goes: It's Not About You. You go to an uninhabited city with no other cars around, and nobody cares if you slam into a tree, run a red light, run a stop sign, or handle an unprotected left incorrectly. However, society in the heavy arm of the NHTSA has this.. thing.. about Not Killing Other People. The NHTSA wants you to Pay Attention when driving a Beta-version ADAS system, the better so that when it inevitably makes a mistake, you and that car of yours doesn't kill a family of five.
Finally: Act badly enough, get five strikes, and you lose the ADAS. For, I think, two weeks. In which case you can drive the car without the fancy stuff around for a bit while you think about how you got there.
And if you honestly can't think of
anything you were doing that got you those five strikes and think that all those strikes were completely unjustified.. maybe you should just sell the car and go buy something else that's not as fancy, since a Tesla would clearly not be for you.