What's the fastest color

[Unpilot]

I just got my gorgeous black model S 100D.
I am pretty sure all other things being equal that black is the fastest color.

 

[WVhybrid]

Nope, red is faster.... get's more speeding ticket too.....

 

[Lifeinabox]

Brown and Green. Blink and they're gone.

 

[trm2]

Nope, it’s Blue (by you)

 

[Leopold Stotch]

Plaid. Hands down.

 

[arcus]

Nope, red is faster.... get's more speeding ticket too.....

According to this a flashy car or Toyota Camry will get you there faster than a red car

 

[mkspeedr]

View attachment 266107 Plaid. Hands down.

Black is the smallest.
White is the plainest.
Green is the most British
Blue is the most manly
Silver is the oldest
Brown is the most non automotive color
Yellow is the desperate
Red is the fastest...

But in this case - I agree maximum plaid is the fastest.

 

[Asterix187]

If the police are in the mood for some car snooker red will get you stopped the most.

 

[Hugh Mannity]

Someone needs to put a plaid wrap on their car. I suppose it should be reserved for the roadster but it would still be funny on an S

 

[Kuhz]

I agree, red. Ask me how I know.....

 

[BigNick]

Unpainted, polished aluminum. Paint is heavy.

 

[Xenoilphobe]

110 lb blond is the fastest, driving any color, due to the power to weight ratio.

Also she had a higher probably of being pulled over in any color car.

 

[ggr]

110 lb blond is the fastest, driving any color, due to the power to weight ratio.

Also she had a higher probably of being pulled over in any color car.

That applies moreso to a 10-year-old (of any gender).

 

[Xenoilphobe]

Good thing this car has autopilot, ten might not even see over the steering wheel. I was thinking more Chantal Sutherland, the pro jockey were the maximum weight allowed with clothes is 126 lbs and the average weight is 115 lbs.

Power to weight rules in the 0-60 sprint.

Jockeys must be light to ride at the weights which are assigned to their mounts. There are horse carrying weight limits, that are set by racing authorities. The Kentucky Derby, for example, has a weight limit of 126 lb (57 kg) including the jockey's equipment. The weight of a jockey usually ranges from 108 to 118 lb (49 to 54 kg).[3] Despite their light weight, they must be able to control a horse that is moving at 40 mph (64 km/h) and weighs 1,200 lb (540 kg).[citation needed] Though there is no height limit for jockeys, they are usually fairly short due to the weight limits. Jockeys typically stand around 4 ft 10 in (147 cm) to 5 ft 6 in (168 cm).[3]

Jockey - Wikipedia

 

[Vern Padgett]

Black.

Heat rises, and black absorbs the most heat.

Therefore, black is the hottest, and thus, fastest, color.

Quod Erat Demonstratum

 

[kiwiguy]

Well mauve has the most RAM!

 

[Evoforce]

Whatever color Elon is sending into space, is the fastest.

 

[Pezpunk]

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[boonedocks]

Obsidian Black is by far obscenely the fastest!!!!!

 

[AudubonB]

The term in colors is colorfast. There is no superlative form of that word: "colorfastest" simply does not exist; nor does "fastest".

However, not one is impervious to fade and so, therefore, BigNick's #11 wins the day: unpolished aluminum.