I must say, I’ve enjoyed the discourse over the last few months as we’ve all been patiently waiting and trying to make sense of the tiny morsels of Model S information that have made their way around the web.
That said, I’ve got a pretty unique situation going on that I thought y'all might get a kick out of. I am currently involved in a one-on-one battle. A battle against time, missed deadlines and a convenient new car delivery vs. one that is a giant pain in the butt. Here we go...
In this corner, we have the
Knoxville Tesla Service and Delivery Center. Promised since December of 2018 by Elon in a tweet, this vacated Sears Service Center building has only recently been showing signs of life and even though it's a little (or a lot) late to the party, looks as though it actually may be completed...dare I say soon?!? I mean, potted plants are being planted out front! Pretty good sign I'd say? Oh god I bet I just jinxed it.
...And in this corner, we have my Model S Plaid order. Placed in late January, promised in March...err July, like all of you I've explored the full range of emotions while waiting for this beast. Nevertheless I am still very much looking forward to the features and benefits of a third electric motor in my life. Onto the battle!
As of today, the nearest Tesla service/delivery center is in Nashville, Tennessee. A fine establishment, but almost 4 hours away from where I live and home delivery isn't offered around these parts.
When it came time to pickup my first Tesla, our excitement was 'ahem "dampened" by the fact that the Tesla folks in Nashville changed the pickup time/date so many times with little to no warning and atrocious communication all along the way. I'd get a message with a time/date, I'd confirm, make plans to be away from work for the day, get a rental car to drive there, get my finances in order, etc. and then it would change again. If I dare asked for some more lead time or for the rescheduling to please stop, I'd be threatened by "if you don't pick this car up within 24 hours, someone else will." This went on for like 3 weeks. Fun!
So here I am watching this battle unfold in slow motion. Who will win? Will the Knoxville service/delivery center show up first so I can have a smooth, convenient delivery experience of my new refreshed Model S as nature intended? Or will Fremont begin pumping out Model S’eseses at a logorhythmic order of magnitude not seen since the great fidget spinner invasion of 2017? I think it’s a toss-up at this point.