Wiki Model S Delivery Update

[Tigers]

Well just to **** with some of you, here are my esteemed predictions for tonight:

1. Model S (Plaid and not Plaid) are getting 4680s.
2. LR Will get ~450 miles of range and Plaid will get 500 miles of range.
3. They will unveil V4 supercharging along with the new batteries - 350kW, allowing the cars to charge from 0-50% in 10 minutes.
4. New battery packs (whether 4680s or not) will charge with much better overall bands with less trailing off.
5. They will unveil an all new Tesla App store like feature - for both games and future apps from developers much like a phone/tablet.
6. They will unveil a new product that Elon will say "yeah - this is coming mid next year" but it will actually be 2023 or 2024.

At least 4/6 predictions will be correct.

 

[Caliboi707]

I am thinking the car will hit mid 190s as the half mile trap speed. I was in the upper 160's with my slightly modified C6 ZR1. Really wanted to get a C8 Z06 but seems like it will be a long time for that car due to production issues. Hence I got the Plaid (assuming it gets delivered...hahah).

Yea im with you on that. Was waiting on that or even to pick up a manual C7zr1 but the prices of those are outrageous right now.

 

[cubsnlinux]

I have done my best to set the example and keep this thread on topic but they just do not listen to me.

It’s just that we all have different opinions about what actually is the topic

 

[AMPd]

Throwback to June 2016 when I picked up this beauty at the factory.
The glory days.

Damn you Tesla for changing!

Ps: Theres no better color combo than the multi coat red with the black wheels and red calipers. Just sooooo seeeexxxxy!

 

[doubleshot]

Those checking the DCs. I'm headed on Saturday to the Alpharetta, GA one Saturday. Maybe hopeful I'll see at least one sitting there. But not getting my hopes up for that.

 

[Lesran]

Welcome back elguapo!! Back on topic for the moment, I keep looking at one of Elon's last Tweets where he says "as Plaid is just as good". I know I have odds against the 4680 battery being announced but... "just as good" would make you wonder...

 

[golfore]

Completely running out of things to do around the house to keep myself busy for the next couple hours...

Watch Spaceballs. It will kill 90 minutes

 

[cubsnlinux]

Well just to **** with some of you, here are my esteemed predictions for tonight:

1. Model S (Plaid and not Plaid) are getting 4680s.
2. LR Will get ~450 miles of range and Plaid will get 500 miles of range.
3. They will unveil V4 supercharging along with the new batteries - 350kW, allowing the cars to charge from 0-50% in 10 minutes.
4. New battery packs (whether 4680s or not) will charge with much better overall bands with less trailing off.
5. They will unveil an all new Tesla App store like feature - for both games and future apps from developers much like a phone/tablet.
6. They will unveil a new product that Elon will say "yeah - this is coming mid next year" but it will actually be 2023 or 2024.

At least 4/6 predictions will be correct.

Here is how my crystal ball responded -

1. Not a chance
2. May be
3. See 1
4. Did you see 1?
5. Yeah, may be
6. Hell no

 

[EndlessPlaid]

Watch Spaceballs. It will kill 90 minutes

Good one!

 

[Tigers]

I just have to post this again. Can you imagine what @omarsultan is doing right now? Hasn't said a word in like 2 hours. Dude is sitting in a brand new Plaid Model S RIGHT NOW and holding out. Book it.

 

[travwill]

Well just to **** with some of you, here are my esteemed predictions for tonight:

1. Model S (Plaid and not Plaid) are getting 4680s.
2. LR Will get ~450 miles of range and Plaid will get 500 miles of range.
3. They will unveil V4 supercharging along with the new batteries - 350kW, allowing the cars to charge from 0-50% in 10 minutes.
4. New battery packs (whether 4680s or not) will charge with much better overall bands with less trailing off.
5. They will unveil an all new Tesla App store like feature - for both games and future apps from developers much like a phone/tablet.
6. They will unveil a new product that Elon will say "yeah - this is coming mid next year" but it will actually be 2023 or 2024.

At least 4/6 predictions will be correct.

I think #6 is most likely, but may be too aggressive in timeline

 

[TorqueMonster]

Yea im with you on that. Was waiting on that or even to pick up a manual C7zr1 but the prices of those are outrageous right now.

yep been noticing that too. 150k+ for used ones. Like throwing money away...

 

[cubsnlinux]

I just have to post this again. Can you imagine what @omarsultan is doing right now? Hasn't said a word in like 2 hours. Dude is sitting in a brand new Plaid Model S RIGHT NOW and holding out. Book it.

I think he is trying to figure out how to put the damn thing on reverse

 

[golfore]

Those checking the DCs. I'm headed on Saturday to the Alpharetta, GA one Saturday. Maybe hopeful I'll see at least one sitting there. But not getting my hopes up for that.

Give my best to Nafisah Abdulkaim. She sold me my first Titanium 2015 MS 85 D in Charlotte. I think she manages the Alpharetta SC now.

 

[EndlessPlaid]

I just have to post this again. Can you imagine what @omarsultan is doing right now? Hasn't said a word in like 2 hours. Dude is sitting in a brand new Plaid Model S RIGHT NOW and holding out. Book it.

Probably looking at his phone, and wondering why no one is following him, because we got the wrong guy on Twitter!

 

[doubleshot]

Well just to **** with some of you, here are my esteemed predictions for tonight:

1. Model S (Plaid and not Plaid) are getting 4680s.
2. LR Will get ~450 miles of range and Plaid will get 500 miles of range.
3. They will unveil V4 supercharging along with the new batteries - 350kW, allowing the cars to charge from 0-50% in 10 minutes.
4. New battery packs (whether 4680s or not) will charge with much better overall bands with less trailing off.
5. They will unveil an all new Tesla App store like feature - for both games and future apps from developers much like a phone/tablet.
6. They will unveil a new product that Elon will say "yeah - this is coming mid next year" but it will actually be 2023 or 2024.

At least 4/6 predictions will be correct.

Ha. No chance for 4680s. If there was even a chance Elon wouldn't have mentioned anything about them really in the Q1 earnings call.

I'm betting something like 5 will happen. How else we gonna get games on our 100k gaming machine that happens to drive too?

 

[EVonly]

I just have to post this again. Can you imagine what @omarsultan is doing right now? Hasn't said a word in like 2 hours. Dude is sitting in a brand new Plaid Model S RIGHT NOW and holding out. Book it.

Almost! He said his delivery appointment was at 7:00, so he should be in the car in 35 minutes. I bet he posts something as soon as he accepts the delivery.

 

[Drew-MS]

Umm, no. As it is, they’ll start an hour late or so anyway. Everything Tesla is late.

Wait. I just realized if you rearrange “Tesla” it literally spells “lates”…How did it take me so long to realize this?

This is why we missed you. I thought I was smart but I didn’t figure that out

 

[doubleshot]

@omarsultan caught you.
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[Tigers]

@doubleshot - bro, you only gave me one damn laugh and now you're telling me only one damn prediction I made is coming true?

Come on! At least throw in the v4 supercharging!