Last message on this. My service rep confirmed that my car is still in the diagnosis queue MEANING that there is a "shortage" of techs able to diagnose vehicles and they are still working to diagnose issues on cars that came into the service center before mine (so more than 2 weeks ago) and still haven't looked at my car yet.
Public service announcement: if you take your car in for service for something that will require a tech to diagnose the issue, check to see how long the "diagnosis queue" is before dropping your car off because you might have to wait a few weeks before they can even look at your car. My issue is they didn't tell me this upfront and instead said they would look at it and get back to me the afternoon I dropped my car off.
For most of the delivery day cosmetic fixes noted in this thread (panel gaps, trim issues), it is not an issue because they do not require diagnosis. My few delivery day issues were taken care of the same day that I dropped the car off. My current issue is an odd scheduled charging problem that sprang up a few months in. If I knew I was going to be without my car for several weeks in a "diagnosis queue" with no end in site, I would have just turned off scheduled charging and moved on.
In case the delay is because I have not spent any of my $1400+ in Uber credit making keeping my car cost free to Tesla, I'm taking Uber Blacks everywhere now.