Captive portals do not work with a Tesla. The car immediately tries to fetch a few websites via shell script and if that doesn’t work it disconnects.that's an interesting problem (the software update) I hadn't thought of. Couldn't you go do it at Starbucks or McDonalds on their wifi instead? Or while you're parked anywhere where the car has internet for longer than 40 minutes? Seems to be how long those updates take me.
I can leave my tethering phone in my car, which is what I do sometime, but this is a high break in area so I don’t like leaving my car alone with a phone in it.
We have a Model S MCU1 and a Model 3. The Model 3 can finish downloading over 5GHz Wi-Fi in about 5 minutes. 10 at the most. The Model S takes almost a half hour to do the download and then another half hour to 45 minutes to verify the update before the alarm clock shows up.
So yeah one of us can easily get updates by tethering on the way to work. The other one circles around a parking lot if it looks like it’s still downloading because shifting into reverse disconnects the Wi-Fi.