Reminds me of the Programmer and the Frog joke:
A programmer was walking down a country lane when he saw a frog sitting on a garden wall. As he approached, he noticed that the frog seemed to be watching him. He reached out to pick it up and, as he did so, the frog jumped into his hand and spoke to him: "I am really a princess and if you kiss me you will restore me to my normal form. My father, the king, will then reward you with riches beyond your wildest dreams!" The programmer thought about this for a moment and replied: "Thank you very much, but, as a computer programmer, I am a man of simple needs and that sort of wealth would just be a burden; I wouldn't want the responsibility of dealing with it all." So he put the frog in his pocket and continued down the lane.
A short while later the frog spoke to him again: "If you kiss me, my father will make you his Chief Minister and you will rule the kingdom." The programmer responded: "Thank you again, that is indeed a generous offer, but I have never really had any ambition to move into management", and he carried on walking.
Now the frog was getting desperate so she tried her final gambit: "OK then, I am really quite a beautiful princess you know, and if you kiss me I will give you great sex for a year!" The programmer considered carefully, but replied: "That is certainly a tempting offer, but with all those late night coding sessions, I really don't have time for a sex life." The frog, now quite exasperated, asked: "I just don't get you - I've offered you wealth, power and sex - and you've turned them all down; what is it you want?" and the programmer answered: "Well, the things you've offered me have been quite good, but a talking frog, that's neat!"
