I shouldn't be wasting my time replying, but here we go:
1. Before I bought my car I received a phone call from a regional sales supervisor, who had heard that I was on the fence because I figured I'd wait before buying for adaptive cruise control (ACC), a late 90's feature, as well as blind spot detection. He told me don't worry, he has seen it tested in california, and tesla would find a way to get basic upgrades like that to earlier customers. I stupidly didnt get that in writing from him, thinking that Tesla salesmen were different from a GM salesman. When autopilot came out, this retrofit proved to be an illusion.
2. However, there was a way to achieve ACC in pre-autopilot Tesla's, or a rough approximation thereof. People have been installing Mobileye units on their teslas which disengage cruise control by tapping the brake when it senses something too close. Mobileye also has a version that provides full ACC on the BMW I3, that they are rolling out to other OEM channels. Tesla doesnt like the mobileye retrofit product, because it gives owners one less excuse to trade in an old MS to a new one. Whenever there is a software upgrade, Tesla disables the hooks that Mobileye installers use to tie into the MS, forcing people to take their cars back to the Mobileye installer for a fix. I note that tesla uses a Mobileye system in its autopilot. I am not asking for a free mobileye install form tesla, but would be happy to pay for one that they do. Alternatively, let me just go to a third party installer without Tesla's interference.
3. As has been cited earlier in this string (around page 60?), updating the display on a car creates a safety issue for people accustomed to getting their information from the screen in a split second a certain way, and now are forced to adapt to a new screen layout and "go fishing". This is not a matter of a new skin for a cellphone -- this is your car's main interface with you as you careen down the highway at 60-80 miles an hour. THIS IS A SAFETY ISSUE, not one of pure cosmetics.
4. To those of you who say, "don't judge before you see", that is fair, but we have seen plenty of sneaked screenshots on this forum, and I am reacting to those, with the caveat that my criticism of the interface goes away if they give us the option of electing to maintain a classic mode display.
5. As far as the puffery and stock manipulation -- perhaps I used words I shouldnt use in a public forum, but I have been on wall street for 30 years and am a securities lawyer by training and have seen enough. I wont say anything more.
I love my P85, am happy with most enhancements, but have made my points here. Selling it because I am not progressive enough for a tesla (the typical fanboy response to any tesla criticism) would kill me in depreciation.