Such a good network! Guess who’s getting more bandwith?
Look, I get it, and the thread is seriously funny.
But about 1.5 years ago, whilst on TACC and LK, while still on EAP, the SO and I were traveling northbound on I95 through Connecticut. Traffic was heavy and fast, around 65 mph. Nothing exciting, but was in the left lane of four at that point.
There was some guy in a pick-up truck who was pushing it a bit, trying to get ahead of traffic by swapping lanes back and forth a bit aggressively; we had passed him, he had passed us a couple of times. As it happened, he was about three cars behind us in the left lane.
Suddenly, without warning, the M3 went into nearly-screetch-the-tires braking. It had reacted a bit faster than I had; traffic up ahead had slowed suddenly, then the lane came to a halt. That was back in RADAR days, so it's likely that the car saw the slow-down starting a few cars ahead. In any case, it came to a halt, 20' behind the car in front of us, seemingly quivering.
The SO and I, without thinking, reached up together and patted the dash.
GOOD CAR. You get a car-wash treat!
The pickup truck? Too fast, too close following, and, while attempting not to hit the car in front of him, managed to sideswipe that car and the Jersey Barrier on the left at the same time.
And, except for the smacker behind us, traffic picked up again and continued.
That's about the time I started thinking that Tesla's claims that driving on EAP/FSD was safer than not doing that had some merit.