FSD Beta v11.x

jebinc · Oct 4, 2023

mtndrew1 said:
FSDb is more effective than coffee for both waking up and vacating your bowels.

It's "FSDj," BTW....

Pdubs · Oct 4, 2023

LowlyOilBurner said:
Had 11.4.7.2 make a left turn when the route called for this turn to be a right. Absolutely ridiculous.

Just now, picture yourself in the right lane of a two lane left turn, parked at the red light, with a solid white line to your left and a straight thru lane on your right. The light turns green and your hands are gently resting on the yoke. Then picture yourself losing the yoke because your car lurched forward and left into the other lane, cutting off the poor bstrd on your left. You can't make this sht up.

You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone. (queue 10cc)

Pdubs · Oct 4, 2023

heapmaster said:
Im on the public build (11.3.6) and luckily dont get any dry wipes, but have a few times randomly got washer fluid sprays (I guess the window is a bit dirty, but not enough to where I would clean it) and then a few wipes after, so at least its wetting it first.

I have an idea that may or may not be the culprit, I'm no engineer. As I was backing out of my lit garage this morning into the dark, I had a dry wipe. Curious, I checked and no, it didn't pull a @Ramphex and reset. I felt like one of the boys. As I was pulling into my parking spot a half hour later, it was light and I pulled forward into some shade, before I backed up. As soon as I hit the shade, I got another dry wipe.

Fool me once.....

Pdubs · Oct 4, 2023

JulienW said:
Well I'm still rocking the same now 33 week old software and per the usual bringing up the extreme ass end. I swear I wish I could get off this insufferable and misnomer of a name Early Access.

Maybe I'll get it before November 31st.

And of course I may get the Navigation Data update as my Holiday update. Thanks Elon.

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Easiest way is to trade in and skip FSDwtf on the new one.

mtndrew1 · Oct 4, 2023

jebinc said:
It's "FSDj," BTW....

I couldn’t decide between j, WTF, OMG, or a screenshot of the movie jacket for “Death Becomes Her.”

pancoastp · Oct 4, 2023

JulienW said:
Well I'm still rocking the same now 33 week old software and per the usual bringing up the extreme ass end. I swear I wish I could get off this insufferable and misnomer of a name Early Access.

Maybe I'll get it before November 31st.

And of course I may get the Navigation Data update as my Holiday update. Thanks Elon.

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did i misunderstand? You have been on FSDb 11.4.7 for 33 weeks? I thought it just came out a week or so past?

JulienW · Oct 4, 2023

pancoastp said:
did i misunderstand? You have been on FSDb 11.4.7 for 33 weeks? I thought it just came out a week or so past?

23.7.x

LowlyOilBurner · Oct 4, 2023

Pdubs said:
Just now, picture yourself in the right lane of a two lane left turn, parked at the red light, with a solid white line to your left and a straight thru lane on your right. The light turns green and your hands are gently resting on the yoke. Then picture yourself losing the yoke because your car lurched forward and left into the other lane, cutting off the poor bstrd on your left. You can't make this sht up.

You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension - a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into the Twilight Zone. (queue 10cc)

Don’t even need to picture this. I wholeheartedly believe you.

mtndrew1 · Oct 4, 2023

The weather in Los Angeles is so bizarre this year.

heapmaster · Oct 4, 2023

mtndrew1 said:
The weather in Los Angeles is so bizarre this year.

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You car is waving to all its friends in front of it, thats a "new feature" Mr X added in without our knowledge.

KLam · Oct 4, 2023

mtndrew1 said:
The weather in Los Angeles is so bizarre this year.

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those ceiling beams looked dirty!!

sleepydoc · Oct 4, 2023

Driving home yesterday I was in the left lane and FSD actually intentionally let a car merge in front of it. The car in the right lane had its signal on and FSD slowed a few MPH and held itself back to allow the car to merge. I've had a couple cases where I thought it might be doing this but this was the first time it was so clear.

nikolajz1 · Oct 4, 2023

I really need the new map data badly. FSD absolutely was a nightmare today in a DC neighborhood where they put in a bunch of bike lanes this year. The 2022 map data I have still has it as a full lane so it would constantly signal and try to get into the bike lane, even if there were white barriers there.

I am super sure after my experience the last few months that most FSD problems are because of its over reliance on nav data to make decision versus actual vision.

Ramphex · Oct 4, 2023

Non-FSD Model Y went from 2023.32.6 to 2023.32.7 today

FSD Model S went from 2023.27.6 to 2023.27.6 with multiple resets over the last few days to try to get the auto wipes to come back to life

mjwojtukiewicz · Oct 4, 2023

11.4.7.2 AWFUL. 5 seconds at stop signs, creeps out like an 80 year old like where all you can see are her knuckles. Lefts and rights are not smooth and seemless and an unprotected left which it NEVER can handle had no little traffic I'm going, what is it thinking about. No creeping out, nothing.

Ramphex · Oct 4, 2023

Has anyone else been getting this message recently?

The Bluetooth is always on, no idea why that message randomly pops up.

AlanSubie4Life · Oct 4, 2023

Pdubs said:
sorry fanbois

I resent this. We are an honest community here and call out Tesla for their nonsense routinely.

FSD is not happening on our cars. It is a disappointing though thoroughly unsurprising development.

tivoboy said:
hopefully, it doesn’t REALLY break voice commands

Mine came back after the car had a good nap. Hard reset did not work but powering back on from true sleep with open contactors did, I guess.

Ramphex said:
Has anyone else been getting this message recently?

I did once.

Ramphex · Oct 4, 2023

AlanSubie4Life said:
I resent this. We are an honest community here and call out Tesla for their nonsense routinely.

FSD is not happening on our cars. It is a disappointing though thoroughly unsurprising development.

Mine came back after the car had a good nap. Hard reset did not work but powering back on from true sleep with open contactors did, I guess.

I did once.

I think he was referring to Dewg, Yelobird, and the other apologists that constantly justify Tesla’s actions and FSDj’s current state.

Pdubs · Oct 4, 2023

AlanSubie4Life said:
I resent this. We are an honest community here and call out Tesla for their nonsense routinely.

FSD is not happening on our cars. It is a disappointing though thoroughly unsurprising development.

Mine came back after the car had a good nap. Hard reset did not work but powering back on from true sleep with open contactors did, I guess.

I did once.

You’re def not one who I was referring to

jebinc · Oct 4, 2023

jebinc said:
Well, I received the latest version of Junk about four days ago, but couldn't be bothered to drive it until this morning. Highlights include:

The Good (relatively speaking)
Programmable left scroll wheel
Movable blind spot camera
J didn't spazz out when approaching the gate on the way out (see bad)
No dry wipes or dry holes
10 mile trip to the store, while letting the junk drive, was largely acceptable (see bad)

The Bad (aka "The Junk")
The Junk spazzed out with Red hands of death when approaching the gate on the return (see Good)
10 mile trip home from the store had three disengagements
- Da junk wanted to drive into my lamp pole
- The Junk did not slow down for speed bumps (but I didn't expect it to)
- Da junk just would not want to make a sharp right turn, even when there were no cars coming. The Junk just creeped endlessly. Probably because the cameras and camera placements on the MS just suck, and suck hard at that.

Well, maybe I will try in again later this week, we'll see....

Part II

Well, I decided to give the junk a second go this evening when I was heading out to get hemorrhoid cream (From too much scootering seat time and FSDj AH puckering).... The trip to the pharmacy was about 6 miles each way....

The Good
No dry wipes or holes
I didn't die (although I'm sure there are some here that wish otherwise)

The Bad (aka, The Junk)
Five, count 'em, five disengagements on the way there..
- On a rural road, 40' from a stop sign, the Junk abruptly stops in the the middle of the road
- Ran the very next stop sign (I that ran this one before, as previously reported.
- Failed to make a sharp left turn ad the "T" intersection where (sh)it wanted to run the stop sign
- Turned off road and bottomed (nose actually) the car out into the parking lot; and then you see a message on the screen that says, "Raising suspension"!
A F'n bit too late, don't you think Mr. Junk?!

Okay, I'm through with this Junk. Turned it off. Instead, I will enjoy some of the main software updated that others (non FSD full purchasers) have been enjoying for the past six months.

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