Wiki Model S Delivery Update

[DukeofURL]

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Can we reach 1800 before the top of the hour?

Probably not, but I bet we can before the event

 

[rpan25]

Hooray....my date is still blank but the space where "Estimated Delivery" is supposed to go, has come back! So...uh...progress?

 

[gadelrosario]

I’m sure after the livestream they’ll start focusing on LR orders too…

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Said no one from Tesla ever

 

[eipi10]

Hooray....my date is still blank but the space where "Estimated Delivery" is supposed to go, has come back! So...uh...progress?

I'd really love to know what's causing all these variations.

Mine is still blank.

 

[EVonly]

Gotta be honest (rude)... Omar looks more like a LR kinda guy.

What kind of comment is this? First of all, if you have to start with gotta be rude - maybe you just shouldn’t say anything!

Secondly, what the hell does a Plaid kinda guy look like? Enlighten us!

 

[Dan D.]

It really makes no difference. Nobody on here is going to be accelerating to 60 in 2 seconds, or even 3 seconds, except maybe on the first day as a proof of concept.

I'm sure they'll be doing that a few times today. Gotta ask, do you have to set up this mode or is it always ready for 1.99?

If not, then what's the natural & repeatable 0-60 time likely to be.

 

[rpan25]

I'd really love to know what's causing all these variations.

Mine is still blank.

I think it’s well established in the past 100 pages that this is the work of blind, juggling, somersaulting monkeys simultaneously throwing darts to assign and unassign dates specifically to members of this group for the express purpose of helping us get to 2000 pages before the reveal event.

 

[Tigers]

What kind of comment is this? First of all, if you have to start with gotta be rude - maybe you just shouldn’t say anything!

Secondly, what the hell does a Plaid kinda guy look like? Enlighten us!

YOU MADE THIS TOO EASY!

 

[CorporateB]

What kind of comment is this? First of all, if you have to start with gotta be rude - maybe you just shouldn’t say anything!

Secondly, what the hell does a Plaid kinda guy look like? Enlighten us!

Just guessing:

 

[PWRUP]

And refreshing my screen to check to see if my delivery date was updated, like 20 times a day

same with mine. And she really rolled her eyes when I told her about Omar’s ZOOM tomorrow.
And what’s really funny is “the cars for her”

 

[Hayseed_MS]

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YOU MADE THIS TOO EASY!

 

[Hayseed_MS]

I think it’s well established in the past 100 pages that this is the work of blind, juggling, somersaulting monkeys simultaneously throwing darts to assign and unassign dates specifically to members of this group for the express purpose of helping us get to 2000 pages before the reveal event.

Yes, but the monkey is not or blindfolded. The monkey knows exactly with who he is screwing.

 

[SteveinATX]

I’ll confess. I watched Spaceballs today just to see if I could spot anything that might pop up tonight. When the ship goes to Plaid the quote “My Brains… are going to my feet” is said. I could see that being referenced tonight.

 

[Tigers]

Yes, but the monkey is not or blindfolded. The monkey knows exactly with who he is screwing.

I wish you wouldn't tell these lies.

 

[Drew-MS]

Hmmm I think it’s gonna get quiet soon. Many are heading to the plaid event .

Gotta be honest (rude)... Omar looks more like a LR kinda guy.

Looks can be deceiving. I definitely look low-key, innocent, conservative, etc..
But I’m not at all.. Me want big HP

 

[Hayseed_MS]

Hooray....my date is still blank but the space where "Estimated Delivery" is supposed to go, has come back! So...uh...progress?

Yes, and falling off a cliff can also be considered progress.

 

[MattCharleston]

I mean unless you run drone flyover every hour, how would you know it's not being trucked out? Chill out lol

Have you seen any at a SC? Are they sitting on trucks in secret hideouts? Hmmm maybe

 

[Hayseed_MS]

Hmmm I think it’s gonna get quiet soon. Many are heading to the plaid event .

Looks can be deceiving. I definitely look low-key, innocent, conservative, etc..
But I’m not at all.. Me want big HP

My guess was you looked like a Ram pickup driver but in skinny jeans. Am I close?

 

[gadelrosario]

Just found who's driving the truck with my LR

 

[GregE]

My first car was a 1980 Ford Pinto I got in 1988. 0-60 in 10.8 seconds according to Wikipedia. One of the best cars I ever owned. Straight 6 engine with a manual transmission. The wheels would chirp even switching to third gear. High clearance, wide wheel base, and a ton of junked ones for free parts. Yes, the perfect car for a 16 year old with little resources. The color was a chick repellant, but I didn't care.



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