Probably used chatgpt - scratch that, chatgpt would have done a better job…
Tesla Apology Letter
Dear valued Tesla customer,
We at Tesla would like to sincerely apologize for not delivering the promised features in your vehicle. We understand how disappointing it can be to not have access to features that were advertised and expected, and we truly apologize for any inconvenience this has caused.
We assure you that our team is working tirelessly to address these issues and deliver on our promises. However, as you know, creating cutting-edge technology and pushing the boundaries of innovation takes time, and we apologize for not being able to deliver on our initial timeline.
We also understand that some customers may have questions about the delays or lack of updates on the situation. We would like to take this opportunity to remind our customers that we are always happy to help and provide information through our world-renowned customer service, which can be reached by simply waiting on hold for several hours or being redirected to a series of unhelpful automated messages.
Again, we apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused, and we thank you for your patience and understanding as we work to make Tesla the best it can be.
Sincerely, Tesla (the company that can make a car drive itself, but can't seem to deliver on basic features)